But when I am at work, I write like Dan Brown. (Actually, that doesn't surprise me at all.) I wasn't exactly pleased to learn this - I'd like to pitch a bit higher - but I'll be laughing all the way to the bank, just you wait. Has the cheque been delayed in the post?
So do try this ...
I hope your intellectual pretensions aren't smashed to smithereens.
Such a clever site. Well I would say that. James Joyce. Charles Dickens. I thank you.
ReplyDeleteHuh, well, I'm not sure it's consistent, Lucille, because when I tried again I emerged as Dickens, too. So there!
ReplyDeleteSomehow I'm like Stephen King and HP Lovecraft...bah! Not at all the sort of thing I'm going for.
ReplyDelete'Where are my smelling salts?'
I had to google HP Lovecraft, Darlene ... but Weird Tales from Rose-Covered Cottage? Are you hiding something in the attic?
ReplyDeleteAnd then I put in gobbledegook and it was still James Joyce. And guess what? Genuine J.J wasn't. Links to Amazon -so quite a cute idea!
ReplyDeleteSeems there's only 50 writers on the database, Lucille! And it was designed by a 27yo Russian software developer who lives in Montenegro.
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