Mrs Miniver's daughter realises that she cannot condone feeding copious amounts of alcohol to an underage cake. Before Sunday.
Mrs Miniver's daughter's friend says stick a layer of marzipan on top and call it a Simnel cake and you'll be ahead.
Mrs Miniver's daughter says B..... St Delia and her ***@!** Christmas cake kit.
Which doesn't even include the ***@!** marzipan.
And hopes the cake will be out of the oven in time to put tonight's dinner in.