middle-class tapestry. Trust a bloke in a frock to get it wrong.
Of course, it is irredeemably middle-class to check out what they're fetching on e-Bay.
Bloody hell, my investment has more than doubled.
I'll be upper-class before you know it at this rate.
PS For the funniest commentary on the Jubilee pageant see here. Could it have been the dim sum that did for Prince Philip ...