Wednesday 17 September 2014



Reports of traumatised seagulls over Morecambe Bay have been exaggerated, the RSPB said in a statement today. However, counselling is being provided for birds who glimpsed a well-fed middle-aged lady emerging from the hot-tub on her roof terrace. The Eric Gill seahorses politely averted their eyes.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What wonderful sea horses!

Cosy Books said...

Oh Mary...you do make me laugh!

Obviously I spent too much of last week with my nose in Sarah Waters' new book as I missed a few of your posts. It was fun catching up though!

mary said...

I'm still waiting for it to arrive at the library, Darlene.

Lucille said...

Eric Gill would have had no such compunction.

mary said...

That's very true, Lucille - although it was undoubtedly better worth looking at 30 years ago!